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also i hate my username


but in all seriousness, i think i need to start from scratch. again. why? because this account is too riddled with ranting and shitposts for me to redeem it. i could just delete everything i don't like, but i feel like it would be easier to just start over again. and plus, i need an actual portfolio that i wouldn't mind showing my parents and loved ones, in case they wonder why i would want to start doing commissions, should i ever need to tell them.


i'm a big cool adult artist now, and i need a da account to show for it.

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Hey!!! SakuraRoseLily , Nananicake , giin-bean and I started a Love Live OC group on instagram! If you like Love Live, Kisekae, or anime idols in general, you should come check us out!!!


Insta - @/lovelive_projectfusion


Link: https://www.instagram.com/lovelive_projectfusion/

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As long as I'm on TikTok, there will be sounds I come across that will make my ears bleed. And I need to warn the world of these sounds.


The piano cover of Lemonade. I wouldn't hate it at all if the motherfucker singing didnt say "codeine ME GOT trippin" instead of "codeine GOT me trippin". Dont talk to me. Leave me alone. I'm not fucking okay


"MYEEAAARRRTTT 😢 I LOVEDERRRRRRRRRERERR 💔" like did he expect us to actually take him seriously?? even HE seemed more like he was laughing than crying, as if he knew this was stupid


"nO MORE SAYING CUSS WORDS GUYS!!" shut the FUCK up, kid


"One neigh🐴 ONE NEIGH 🐎 i was rlly 😢 rlly 😟 rlly 😩 rlly 😭 sad 😔" not only are these lyrics really really really really stupid but here's a hot take: most of the time i dont like when ppl younger than me are celebrities. (yes, dixie IS younger than me but only by a few months) i know as i get older there will be more and more young celebrities but right now i'm only 20 (as of writing this) and knowing are people who have spent less time on this planet than me but have accomplished so much more is kinda depressing. makes me feel like i missed out, ya know? You could say it makes me really really really really sad


"WhoooaOOOooOoOOOOOOooaOOOHHOHOOOOHOOoOooOOoo CAUGHT IN A BAD ROMANCE" but repeated over and over in a higher pitch each time. thats a full minute of my life im never getting back


"I shall call it... TWINKLE TOES" first off, peppa pig does NOT deserve the mount of popularity she's gotten (i could write an entire essay on how peppa pig is the pestilence to all young childrens' entertainment) and second, there can only be ONE twinkle toes, and that is our dear boy avatar aang.


"How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood" people actually tried DEFENDING this sound. this is skeleton war all over again, istg


All those sounds where it's an unintelligible phrase repeated over and over and the caption is "WHAT DO YOU HEAR" please.... i dont want a repeat of the dress or yanny/laurel ever again

... i still have nightmares


Dance Monkey. It's called that bc it sounds like it was sung by an actual monkey.


Not a sound but... those wax pellet melting videos. At first it was cool seeing the different-colored wax be melted down and mixed together, but then I see the wax be put on someone's hairy ass armpit. Yeah. Why....? WHY are armpits so... AWFUL when they have no need to be? I mean, they connect your arm to your torso but WHY do they have to be hairy and smelly and sweaty? Fuck that, dude.


Also not a sound but that one fuckin video of Sonic, Silver, and Sally Acorn dancing (EXREMELY SUGGESTIVELY) an R&B song. The Shadow and Knuckles one was okay, but THIS one is way too up close and personal for me to feel anything except unnerved. The amount of detail puts this vid into the uncanny category. I'm getting major CDi Zelda vibes.


Also not a sound but those fucking cake videos that were everywhere back in the day. I bet all those cakes tasted like shit


"I jus wanna be... APPRECIATIT" i don't appreciate you.


"Im back on my drip. Drip my drip my drip" for the longest time I actually thought this was Dixie and thought "how is she not cancelled yet???"


Electric Chair Miku. I know for a fact that ppl who use this audio are mega passive aggressive but also have absolutely zero backbone


"🖐🖐🖐✊🖐✊✊ thats some bullshit" i love berleezy to bits but this audio is litereally in every other video on my fyp and im getting sick of it. there are berleezy quotes that are 10000× funnier than this one but arent nearly as used


"Im on a sugar crash i aint got no fukin cash" CAN THIS GENRE JUST FUCKIN DIE ALREADY FJSLFKGJJF


Renai Circulation English Version. AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO FINDS MOST ENGLISH COVERS OF ANIME SONGS CRINGY


"wakin up in the mornin, thinkin abt so many things, i just wish things would get better" THIS WHOLE THING IS FILLED TO THE BRIM WITH SECOND HAND EMBARASSMENT. THIS SONG WAS SUPPOSED TO BE 100% SERIOUS. I COULD NAME AT LEAST 5 GIRLS I GREW UP WITH THAT WOULDVE DONE SOMETHING LIKE THIS UNIRONICALLY


"Three little birds sat on my window" I genuinely can't tell whether this is the Chipettes or not but either way it makes me feel gross listening to it


"Ichi ni san NYAN arigatooooo" FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF


That vocaloid song "You're a useless child" IM SORRY I CANT STAND THIS SONG ITS SO FUCKING UPSETTING


Those fucking english covers of the Friday Night Funkin songs. FNF songs are pretty much KK Slider songs with a twist and they dont need English lyrics


"SAY👹YOU👹ARE👹MY👹BAKA👹" you know what YOU should say? Absolutely nothing. Like literally never open your mouth again for as long as you fucking live


"Never saw such a lovely day happy easterrrrrr HAPPY EASTERRRRR" i kind of hate how easter, i mean, the egg/rabbit/candy aspect of it... is marketed exclusively towards children. I suggested to my mom a few days ago that there should be an easter egg hunt exclusively for adults. Everything stays the same, except only adults are allowed to take part. She said that if there were such an event, fights would break out. I believe her.

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should i go back to drawing in that fuckin uhhh pseudo-anime-cartoon art style that i used to do all the time in 2018-2019??


or have i really ever left that phase at all

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* I was in South Korea with James Rolfe and the rest of Cinemassacre to help film an upcoming Angry Video Game Nerd episode.


* I was helping film an upcoming episode of The Big Bang Theory when all of sudden, the guy who plays Sheldon got stung in the head by a bee during filming. His head rapidly swelled up like a balloon just about ready to burst. It was horrifying.


* This was when I was very little. There were these fairies that would visit kids at night while they slept and make them sing. The child would happily sing along. It was portrayed as a really wholesome thing. In one particular instance, and the only instance I could remember, was when the fairies visited this one little boy and had him sing "The Lion Sleeps Tonight". He happily obliged.


* This old woman I had never met before was harassing my mom, even yelling at her and threatening her. I went up to the old hag and screamed in her face "DON'T FUCK WITH MY MOM!!!!" before beating the absolute shit out of her.


* My grandma came over for dinner. We were having longanisa and rice, which she had never had before. (She's my dad's mom, and she's not even remotely Asian in the slightest. She's an old Jewish woman.) She sat across from me, and and once she had my attention, she took a handful of longanisa-juice-covered rice, and shoved it into my glass of water.


* Love Live School Idol Festival (yeah, remember that?) had secret songs that were only available to play in a difficulty higher than Master. These songs had a very godly, Nirvana-esque (the religious concept, not the band), spiritual, semi-Hindu, semi-Buddhist feeling about them, as if they truly were meant for only the rhythmically enlightened to play. No one online talked about these songs. These songs were a part of μ's discography, but at the same time... they weren't.


* Spongebob got an adult spinoff, but it was just the episodes from the original series with shitty "adult" "jokes" poorly edited over them. For example, instead of holding a jellyfishing net when saying "Firmly grasp it!", Patrick was holding a dildo. In Sailor Mouth, all the swear words were uncensored. It was miserable.


* (NSFW) Levi from Attack on Titan showed me his dick. It was huge. I didn't actually do anything with it, he just showed me.


* I came home from college, and my mom and sister told me "You're just in time for the wedding!" I say "Who's wedding?" They say "Yours!" The house is completely covered in wedding decorations. And I go "Oh. Right. The wedding. The one I had absolutely zero fucking clue was happening. Might as well try to figure out who I'm marrying" and they say "Andre!" "Andre? Who the fuck is Andre?" I ask. Turns out it's Andre from Victorious. I wasn't particularly mad, because I knew Andre was a pretty good guy. My mom and sister put my in my wedding dress, which was simple and navy blue. And I went with it. I woke up right before the ceremony.


* I was at some sort of venue, and I see on the walls, a poster advertising the next UtaPri concert. On the poster is Ren looking at the viewer seductively while he French kisses Masato. I immediately go to the lady at the front desk of the venue and I tell her that posters like that shouldn't exist because it's obviously showing the fetishization of MLM for a straight female audience in order to rack up as much revenue as possible (Even though this poor lady kind of had no control). After I leave the venue, my mom gets contacted and she texts me "What were you complaining about at the venue today?" I then felt I had no choice but to tell her what yaoi was.


* Cookie Run had a tower defense game. It was identical to the Bloons Tower Defense games.


* But in the same dream as the one above, I was visiting my old elementary school to find out it was so much bigger than I thought, that there were areas there I never knew about. One such room was a huge, elaborate dance studio. Behind the building was a field for irrigation, even though it was very hilly. Behind the hills was this huge-ass forest. It was breathtaking. Also, I spent a lot of time trying to think how facemasks would look if birds wore them.


* Another dream about my elementary school, but this time it's a lot more sinister. Towards the office and all the staff rooms, I discovered a locked door. It was... VERY locked. I somehow was able to unlock it, and I was led into a hallway. The lights were off, but you could still see that this whole area was painted like the inside of a pediatric doctor's office. You know, where the walls have this artificial blue sky and there's poorly painted "grass" below with the occasional cartoon animal or tree or cloud here and there. The hallway was really narrow, like a house hallway. There were rooms all around but the one at the end of the hallway, the only room with the lights on, was the one I headed to. To my horror, the room, which was gigantic, was filled to the ceiling with a pile of nude, identical looking, male and female dead bodies. Hundreds of them. And there was no sign of carnage or injuries, they were all perfectly clean. They all seem to have been euthanized.

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